how to eat watermelon

If you are a baby and you would like to eat some watermelon indoors, this is our recommended course of action.

First, you need a professional watermelon-eating apparatus, such as the mesh feeder shown.

Second, you need a watermelon-eating outfit such as the long-sleeved bib Finn is wearing here.

Please note that even with these mechanisms in place, the watermelon juice will still manage to find its way to the cloth high chair seat, every surface inch of the high chair itself, and the floor surrounding said high chair. But it is totally worth the mess because watermelon is DELICIOUS!